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[October 18th 2009 12:01 AM] |
imitation is the highest form of flattery.
thank you.
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| 'tbd' |
[October 11th 2009 04:56 PM] |
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i have some tough decisions to make.
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| 'girl in the men's room' |
[August 30th 2009 04:04 PM] |
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every single one of my 'good' friends is a dude. i need more chicks in my life.
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| 'somniloquy' |
[August 22nd 2009 06:59 PM] |
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As he lay in bed sleeping next to me, he shook and muttered in his dreams "She is going to be okay. She is going to be fine."
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| 'this is why i am alive and why i breathe' |
[August 20th 2009 10:20 AM] |
I sit here feeling lucky as it would seem
Hoping this isn't just a wonderful dream
Writing a poem to a writer, she'll probably critique
Finding things wrong with it, than calling me a geek
Its a pretty good attempt though, wouldn't you say?
The way the end of each line rhymes the same way
Although I may not be the next Will Shakespeare
I'm hoping this may make one thing clear
I only wanna be with you and maybe give you a kiss
Oh man, that reminds me of that song by Hootie and the Blowfish
Oh Great, now its stuck in my head
I don't even like that song folk rock is dead
Anyway I hope you liked this, you magical fairy
Reading your boyfriend's retarded poem on your pink blackberry.
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| 'one night rolling through the woods' |
[August 19th 2009 09:30 AM] |
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He stared at her with his big blue eyes. There were no pain behind them, but an emotion she hasn't witnessed in a very long time. He uttered a sentence. A sentence she knew quite well. But instead of the usual reply, she smiled, as one tear of happiness rolled down her soft cheek.
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| 'girlfriend' |
[August 18th 2009 07:56 AM] |
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never thought i would feel this way again.
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[August 13th 2009 10:19 PM] |
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I'll give you 14 guesses on who is coming to town...
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[August 12th 2009 01:23 PM] |
Last question: Do you check for monsters underneath your bed every night?
Eli Roth: No. I'm from Massachusetts. I keep a baseball bat under my bed. I tell my friends out here [in Los Angeles], "Do you know that in Boston more people use baseball bats off the field than on?"
From Improper Bostonian - By Jonathan Soroff
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| 'freudian slip' |
[August 10th 2009 10:43 PM] |
it's now (officially) Sam & Sara.
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